greatwhiteprivilege:

why do people act like things that are enjoyed primarily by teenage girls are terrible and deserve ridicule because of their audience like

damn those teenage girls enjoying things let’s get ‘em

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)


noxidanamchara:

that’ll attract me for damn sure

(Source: thepenavegas, via perks-of-being-chinese)


desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


rainygalaxy18:

morpheuskilljoy:

themaraudingtrio:

ghostfishkrillah:

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

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LOOK WHAT I MADE

reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif

I CANT BREATHE

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



thatfunnyblog:

i mean i guess ill accept this grammy

thatfunnyblog:

i mean i guess ill accept this grammy

(Source: dannysthings, via perks-of-being-chinese)




therealbarbielifts:

You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck. 

i was about to get mad and then it was okay

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via perks-of-being-chinese)


phillestersliongirl:

lukecastellaning:

I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love

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(Source: kazoofunk, via perks-of-being-chinese)


seducemymindyouidiot:

jaegerbitch:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice. 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

(Source: iraffiruse, via perks-of-being-chinese)



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